St. Paul, St. Anthony Park: After a week in winter with an average temperature of 5 ° C, thaw Saturday and Sunday league. First day at eleven, at the same time matches on the grounds of St. Anthony Park, half an hour before the start of membership, mandatory university paper, divided faculty and shoes with cleats. League deadly serious. For the selection of chemical engineering, like the black jersey Casale. I wake up one quarter of an hour before I come to take, I collect things quickly came to the camp with the jersey of the heart, all-white jersey of the Corinthians of Sao Paulo. A minute of freezing, then exchange the shirt with the goalkeeper, a colored boy, and I find myself playing with my pajamas because it takes at least three sizes too mine. He is in a straitjacket and what you feel because after 20 seconds from the starting whistle we are under a goal, shooting from distance, he tries to free himself and the ball bags. The field is perfect, freshly cut grass, lines drawn in chalk, network with no holes, flags at the corners, two referees, one for each half of the field with added function of linesmen. Particle me suspicious and suspicion increases when I notice that one of them has sunglasses and belt paninari keep walking shorts. After ten minutes I understand the hint. The only detail is the likely age of the players, all between 24 and 30 years, goalkeeper forties: is a Chinese researcher who leads them badly and that Gaucci tessererà soon. After 10 minutes we lose 2 to 0. On the twentieth, 10 minutes after the first time, our test center forward a call from outside, because the ball was right to predict. The forty prepare a blatant dive, stumble and the ball falls on the network. The game is reopened. The Chinese are desperate to be in a pantomime of low alloy manga. Go 'Ciapa the rat would have screamed Panzera. During the interval we analyze the game: as far as my performance, the airline expects a world champion. The winds also disappointment among the 3 spectators on the sideline. The recurring question is why I deliberately kicked the ball foul side in action when the opponent striker was about to go away on its own to our door and I was the last defender. I avail myself of the right to remain silent just because the field in which we play is the latest, next to a busy street without any protection. In fact it was a criminal act, whereas the referee took some 'time to go through and retrieve the ball. The second time I leave it to slow motion. I do not know how to reach a through ball, the striker flies in our network and the defensive opponent mowing. The lawyer in question is a fair virago, a wardrobe with 4 doors which makes revenue compared to which Pasquale Bruno is a young lady. Inside of me justify the rigor with fear because, fortunately, there is no contact, the center to save his leg pretends to faint and collapses dead body. Tie, then immediately below a network and still, 4 to 2. Halfway through the second time I have a triangle with the help of the wing (a turkish guy who speaks a language most similar to the English Gypsy), and finally closes. Stop the ball with his chest, and lightning hits the ground just the goalkeeper. I believe they have marked around the world. No one is celebrating. Paninari The referee ruled out for offside. No one I have to say. Do not even try to ask why, I think I got it wrong, it was not because offside in front of me a couple of feet there was the terrible virago. Not bad, I think that we can recover because the opponents are tired. We lose 4 to 3, the weight goal annulled. At the end of the game I turn paninari for the explanation of the network canceled. Offside, offside. I would like to take his glasses blacks to discover the horrific truth, I try to remind him that the defender was in front of me. That denies. He was offside because the defender is a woman. If he goes leaving me dazed. Not even the misogynist Prof. Fuganti would conceive a similar rule for which the defendant if there is no woman . The rule is fine: even if the woman is attacking the goal is valid, if the defender is attacking the man and woman too. It 's not have anticipated the female version of Police, is a fragile Beguine. I'm curious about the rules and try to look into. No man can replace a woman or vice versa, the substitutions take place only within the same sex. Each team must have a minimum of two girls because the university is trying to promote women's football. Since there are not many girls (and even less children), who play soccer, what happens in practice is that each team has two girls and that's it, that means that no girl will ever be replaced. So why when I see one of our partner cyanotic tried to pity the referee, that he riamandata in the field. While I get home I remember something obvious. Americans like to play alone. Count only the victory, this does not take a sport in which they are mediocre. In case you have to play to force (the university is obliged to take a league of football) rather than changes the rules. You can not make substitutions if the throw is the opponent. If the goalkeeper moves out and leaves the door unguarded, the goal is not valid affected (this rule will cause an uproar, goalkeepers who dart into the midfield when the boys have the ball). We must spend at least 4 times before pulling the ball and score. It's no longer football. It never was. I'm insulted and mocked the forty Chinese proudly wears the jersey of Dida. is a big fan of AC Milan. I do not want him as a cheering Milan.
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